dutchster:

why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor

(via oswinoswaldtheluckyrabbit)

fallohmeintothedark:

if u wanna date me I hope u like excessive swearing and long talks about feminism

(via reydio)

“Note to self: “I love you” does not mean “I won’t ever leave you.”
— Note 1.  (via hefuckin)

(via emilyherondale)

missmirandaaraee:

THIS COULDNT BE MORE TRUE

(via aoizure)

siriusscrewsblokes:

okay but…marauders breakfast club au

(via fighfclub)

Q

sassmasterradaghost asked:

I want to see Mads trying to eat Hugh's arm